Tuesday, February 23, 2010

To Whom It May Concern, (i.e., The Baby):

Due to a lack of sleep and a shortage of willing participants, we are no longer able to provide meal services more than once during the night. We are fearful that, over an extended time period, the fatigue caused by these multiple nighttime feedings will disrupt the food supply during daytime hours. In addition, our daytime shift worker is nearing total exhaustion and fears for her sanity and the well-being of those in her care. As such, please take care to fill up adequately between the hours of 6 a.m. and 10 p.m.

Thank you for your attention.

The Management


Shyla said...

AW - i have been there! Hang in there! Praying for you.

(cute new look for your blog BTW!)

Stacey said...

I wish my management department would have told me this worked. I suffered to long but finally after 20 months I have the little one sleeping through the night.

Good for you, do what's best, you have 3 little ladies depending on you and you have to be your best for each them.

TwoMuths said...

Aw, so sorry Karen. But way to be wry and funny in your sleep deprived state, anyway! It definitely helps to laugh when you can...praying for a full night's sleep SOON!

Stacey said...

Just wondering when you all went to Chicago and visited the Museum of Science if you were able to get a group rate. I looked online and the tickets are 15 dollars per adult and 10 per child.

We will be there next month and wanted to visit that museum.